Episode 7

Fallon becomes a regular cast member at Cigarettes and Booze - you don't get to hear the initiation process, though. We have technical difficulties - you'll have to turn your speakers up for this one. We talk about celebrities, play some Apples to Apples, and generally are the shit-talking, drunken, Southern girls that you know so well. Music is by DORIS and Bishop Allen.

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Episode 6: Revenge of the Tards

Hey guys. I found part of the second part of Episode 6 on my computer, so I'm uploading it as a sequel. I threw on a song by Bettie Serveert at the end. We might have played it on the show before, but I don't care. Deal. Oh yeah, and it's NSFW. And the audio levels are wack. We might have been drunk, what is it to you?

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Episode 6

Fallon joins us again for lots of sex talk. Unfortunately, the computer we record on lost the second half, so this is only twenty minutes. Lots of raunch. Way NSFW, so keep your headphones on. Music by Pinback.

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Barbecue Sauce

Barbecue sauce is the first thing on my desk that caught my eye. That, and a pile of used tissues.

I hope everyone has had a lovely holiday and few months. And, I have a great late holiday surprise for you.

One of our listeners, Riksta, from Adelaide, Australia, has offered to help us with webspace and all that. He is a lovely person, and although I work weekends and Jessie works every day of the week (she's insane), we are definitely going to record more. I PROMISE.

Episode 5

We skip numbers. Our friend Karen steps in and we discuss poop, sex, relationships, and play a wicked game of Apples to Apples. Music by Whitest Boy Alive and Bettie Serveert.

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Bettie Serveert

Bettie Serveert, who you may remember from Episode Two, is currently on tour. The band will be in Dallas on October 20 at the Gypsy Tea Room. I know that I will be there, it's currently uncertain if Jessie will be there. Come say hello, we'll be the two drunk girls at the bar.

I'm editing episode Four right now, which is like, a month old, but we've been busy with four jobs (two each), and I just started college, and we're trying to maintain a social life, and it's been insane. But hopefully it'll be up by the end of tonight or tomorrow.

Episode Three

We finally got together and recorded in June. I'm just now posting it on July 8. I am lazy. New jobs, mean people, prom, lesbian threesomes, and phone sex, along with music by Eltro and DarkMateria.

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